Macbeth: A Facebook Tale

                                  Macbeth: A Facebook Tale

3_Witches updated their status: Toiling & Trubbling. Waiting for Macbeth.

The groups Ireland and Norway are no longer online.

3_Witches posted a note on Macbeth’s wall: Hey, Macbeth, this prophecy says that you’re going to be thane of Cawdor and then King of Scotland.

Banquo responded to 3_Witches’ note: WTF?

King Duncan gave Macbeth a promotion.

Macbeth posted on the group Scotland: Promotion! w00t!

Banquo replied to Macbeth’s post: Awesome job, Mac! o/\o

Macbeth posted a note on 3_Witches’ wall: Hey, guys, guess what? Duncan made me thane of Cawdor, just like you said! Thnx! \o/

Lady Macbeth posted a note on Macbeth’s wall: IIRC, they also said you should be king.

Macbeth replied to Lady Macbeth’s note: …but Duncan’s king. :/

Lady Macbeth replied to Macbeth’s note: X-actly. ;) Just stab him.

Macbeth is angsting in his chamber about stabbing the king.

Lady Macbeth poked Macbeth.

Lady Macbeth posted a note on Macbeth’s wall: God, you’re such a drama king. GTFO there and don’t make me do it myself. |-O

Macbeth replied to Lady Macbeth’s note: …yes, my Queen.

Macbeth gave Duncan a dagger.

Duncan is no longer online.

Lady Macbeth posted on Macbeth’s wall: Good boy. :)

Malcolm and Donalbain left the group Scotland.

Scotland gave Macbeth the crown.

Macbeth updated his status: KING OF SCOTLAND, BABY!

Macbeth liked How to Secure Your Rule in 10 Easy Steps.

Lady Macbeth liked Medieval Scottish Poisoners, LLC.

Banquo poked Macbeth.

Banquo posted a note on Macbeth’s wall: U no what makes me LOL? Those creepy witches said you’d be king a few messages ago. LOL, rite?

Macbeth created a new group: Committee to Suppress Threats to the Crown

Murderers joined the CSTC.

Macbeth posted to the CSTC’s wall: All rite, who wants to shut Banquo’s big mouth?

Macbeth posted an event: I’m having a feast at my castle. Everyone welcome - especially you, Banquo. Bring the kids.

Murderers posted on Banquo’s wall: STFU!!!!

Banquo replied to Murderers’ post: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so-

Banquo is no longer online.

Fleance left the group Scotland.

Banquos_Ghost posted on Macbeth’s wall: I’m back, dude. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.

Macbeth posted on Scotland’s wall: WTF BANQUO? WHAT ARE U DOIN HERE! GTFO! GTFO!!1! DX

Banquos_Ghost poked Macbeth.

Macbeth updated his status: GTFO BANQUO!!! RITE NOW!!!

Nobles posted on Macbeth’s wall: WTF is wrong with you? Nobody posted. :/

Lady Macbeth replied to Nobles’ post: He’s OK. He just got a little drunk while posting. LOL.

Macbeth blocked the Nobles from posting.

Macbeth posted to 3_Witches’ wall: Okay, WTH do I do? Things here are getting totally F-ing weird. O-o

3_Witches replied to Macbeth’s post: You won’t be conquered until Dunsinane Wood attacks your castle. No man born of a woman can defeat you. Oh, and you know Macduff? He’s bad news.

Macbeth posted to CSTC: Hey, you 2 no Macduff? Kill his kids and steal his stuff.

Murderers: Got it, Big Mac. ;)

Macduff’s Sons posted on Lady Macduff’s Wall: OMG, Mom! They’re killing us! DX

Maduff’s Sons are no longer online.

Lady Macduff is no longer online.

Macduff posted to Macbeth’s wall:  All right, that’s it. TTFN. D:< See you at Dunsinane.

Macduff, Malcolm, Nobles, and Donalbain joined the group Macbeth is an A-Hole! Who Agrees?

Hecate joined The Guild For Forgotten Minor Characters.

The English joined Macbeth is an A-Hole!.

Banquos_Ghost poked Macbeth.

Banquos_Ghost sent Macbeth pictures of his descendants.

Macbeth updated his status: BANQUO. STAWP. DX

Lady Macbeth updated her status: OMG, I HAVE BLOOD ON MY HANDS! GET IT OFF! WHY WONT IT COME OFF!!!1!  

Lady Macbeth is no longer online.

Macbeth updated his status: :,(

Macbeth posted on 3_Witches’ wall: Good thing im invincible, rite?

Dunisane Forest gave the group Macbeth Is An A-Hole! Branches.

Macduff poked Macbeth.

Macbeth updated his status: …aw crud. DX

Macbeth posted on Macbeth is an A-Hole!’s wall: ROTFL, u all suck, no man by woman born, remember? :P

Macduff replied to Macbeth’s post: AAMOF, I was born by C-section.

Macbeth updated his status to: :O OH SHI-

Macbeth is no longer online.

Macduff is just glad that his family is avenged.

Scotland gave Malcolm the crown.

Malcolm posted an event: Hey, come see my awesome coronation at Scone, everybody! Free haggis! :D

Status of My Big Fat Scone Coronation: 121 invited, 104 going.